Well, we had to get your attention somehow. Yes a week from now, months of fevered speculation will come to an end when Steve Jobs utters the words ‘… just one more thing’ and unveils… err, nobodies quite sure really.

So, keen to attach ourselves to any approaching band wagon, here is our (admittedly facetious) guess on what he’ll pull out of the hat. We’re sure it’s no more wide-of-the-mark than a lot of speculation that’s been circulating.

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